The Important Debate
John Kerry: Before I begin todays debate. I have one important revelation. Do you know that Michael Jackson and Oprah Winfrey are siblings. Look at this...
Kerry: Here's Mr Wacky. Look at the big deery eyes. Sooo innocent.
Kerry: And here's Madam Oprah. Notice the eyes and the scaly skin. Apart from the curlier hair of Oprahs', they are uncanny. Probably Michael brought the wrong photo to his surgeon.
The Bushes
Little Bush: Yeah Mom, I think he's right. Damn! Dad will have to say something clever too.
Big Bush: Hmmm.. something clever. Just like me on the Jay Leno show last week....
Kerry: Haha... I'm so clever. Thank God my husband, uh wife has the same surgeon or I may never have known.
Mr Teresa Heinz Kerry (to Michael J Fox): Hehehe! I told him that. Mmmmh.. Foxy looks so tasty from here. Maybe I can get my claws into him...
Kerry: But on a more serious note. I have something more important to tell all of you. Someone in this venue has a middle initial W. And do you know what the letter W stands for? Sesame Street brings you the letter W. W for War. W for Wr... uh sorry. W for Wong. I bet you didnt know about this. But you have been bushwacked all this time. *wink wink for the pun*
Mr almost ex-president is actually Chinese! He went to the same surgeon as our dearest Mike. And as expected, the results were devastating. He wanted to look better but came out an american. In his moment of madness, he decided to take over America and set about destroying the World.
George W Bush: Mmmmh. This water taste kinda sweet...
Kerry: Al Qaeda knew of this and decided to get rid of this mad man by sending their elite troops here to assasinate him. Sadly, they didnt know how to steer properly (stupid people) and crashed into the Towers. Mr Chinaman took this chance to set about his quest. He bombed A fags hand is tan. Then accused Sad Damn of hiding WDM and bombed Iraq too. Two down. A hundred more countries to go.
Bush: *choke* Hey! Isnt he talking about me?
Bush: Hey hey hey! Don't listen to that crazy fella. I'm not no chinese. I know nothing bout China. Look at me. Im white as white can be white. I'm no yellow white. I am a pure snow white.
Kerry: La la la.... I can beg too...
Bush aka Bu Si: Aaaaaaah!!!! I'm not Chinese. I'm no freaking asshole of a Chinese. Listen to me everybody... What shit must I say to convince you.... Wo Bu Shi Hua Ren!!
Kid Rock: You ,Uncle Sammy, are going down! Together with my cheap shirt made up of can drink caps. You lousy liar.
Kerry: Hahaha! I have won. Now to bring my blood brother Saddam out of jail...
