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Sunday, October 03, 2004

Aiyah! Disaster...

Sigh. I sprained my right ankle again. U know, actually the same thing happened. I was stretching to block the ball and ta-da its twisted. Talking bout deja vu. Actually I planned to go see the MO after AHM to complain about my left knee, so I can slack my way till ORD but this happened. Haha, gives me a valid reason now. No lah. Just joking. This time the injury is not that bad so I think I can play soccer and tennis soon. Cannot stand sitting still nowadays.

posted by nick_xian @ 3:40 PM 6 comments

Wanna see my breasts....again?



Courtney Love(hugging the walls of the courtroom): Its still early. Can I not leave? Why don't you all just go first? Its like my second home. Look at the warm cosy colours they have here, just what I always wanted. Noooo...... if I flash my boobs at Letterman once more, can I stay here a bit longer? Please?

posted by nick_xian @ 3:36 PM 0 comments

Who is the human?

The Broadway musical: Avenue Q


Mrs Thistletwat (the purple hag) : Yes! I'm a lesbian! And I'm proud of it!

Aymee Garcia: Suck my lips Honey!

posted by nick_xian @ 3:33 PM 0 comments

Its all about love...



Elaine Stritch: Oh no dear. I think you are pregnant.

Babara Cook: Shut up bitch! I'm trying to smile here. Now, before I crush your puny hand, you better not say a thing to anyone. *grin* Don't think you are that innocent too. My rose (behind) is wilting because of your filthy stench.



Elaine: Deary, do you think I am getting old?

Make-up assistant: Not at all girl. (Of course you stupid bitch! The pores on your face are like wells. I have to use up my entire stock just to fill them up and make you look normal. You smell like dog poo and your hair sheds buckets. Ooops! There goes another clump! Maybe I can put it back with superglue.) Hahaha...

Elaine: Haha..

posted by nick_xian @ 3:28 PM 0 comments

Woof! Watch it you sicko!



Poor puppy: Aaaah! I thought this was the 'Much Love Animal Rescue Fund'. What the hell are you doing? Are you going to eat me? Aaaaah.... His mouth stinks. I think I'm gonna faint.

posted by nick_xian @ 3:25 PM 0 comments

Beauties Galore

Its the time to honour the beautiful again

First up, jaw dropping beauty, supermodel Bridget Moynahan



In shockin red, we have Denise Richards



What can you say about Joely Richardson? Drool-worthy.



She's not old, she's one of my favourites. She is Maggie Cheung

posted by nick_xian @ 2:57 PM 0 comments

Lets be serious


Wrestle your own demons! Bastard!



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