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Sunday, October 10, 2004

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Hey everybody. If u are reading this, I must thank u cos probably its ur second time here. Thank u for wasting your precious time with me. I want to say that this is a weekly blog. So come only like during the weekends when I'm free to post my stuff. Another thing is that I wish u all will just post comments or talk to me using the silly flooble thing by the side. I cant stand to be alone yakking away on my site. Its very very lonesome. Talk to me k.

U For Real? (Euphoria 04)

Hey! Guess what, actually u should know by now since its soo obvious, I just got back from the Euphoria concert at the Padang. Here, I must thank Weixiang who so kindly offered me his extra tickets. (p.s. ur female friend not bad huh) Wah, the concert was loud. Kah yong, who went with me, was, I thought, quite bored. (see, lousy english. dont know how to phrase properly. so many commas) Lucky we went in late cos it really started at about 7+. There was this thai gal named Palmy, (stupid name right) she was super chio and thats all I remember. No lah. But I remembered that during her rendition of the Cardigan's song, there were like a whole row of white lights flashing intermittently. It was like the flashing thingies from the stupid cartoon in Japan which caused the children to have seizures. Kah yong had to look away cos they were painful to watch. Anyway, Palmy is damn beautiful. Machi came in to liven up the otherwise sleepy crowd. Then came Lena Park. As Kah yong will describe, I can feel her even though she is singing in korean. Her voice was emotional. Something all singers should have, though most dont. All I can say is that she is real good. Up came Shin next. I have to say that I was waiting for them and guess what, they rawked the house down. It was LOUD. I could hear echos in the Padang. Michael Learns to Rock were the last band to perform, but I couldnt be bothered as 1) it was late and I didnt want to walk home 2) they may take a long time to learn about rock and I dont have the time for it. Well, great show and I had a great time. Anybody who wishes to go watch anything except for orchestras, pls call me along leh. I wanna come too.
(p.s. pls go listen to All for One's new song 'Someone in my heart' or something like that, u know my memory is bad. Its really a very touching song.)

The Oprah Winfrey Show

(for the record, I really love her show and I think she's great, along with Barbara Walters)



Oprah: Thank you everyone! I am very happy tonight as I am finally being honoured as the Queen of the World. Finally, you have all come to realise my powers over the female race. They scream and faint with just a sniff of my Dior perfume. Ah, and not to mention the little fortune I have made over all these years by acting in front of the cameras. Sigh.. I could feed California for a couple of years if I wanted too with my stash. Anyway, where is the tiara?Just pass the god-damn thing over and I can finally become your Queen....




Hilary Clinton: Now Miss Chocolate Cookie, I believe that I am the real Queen of the World.




Oprah: Now now girl. I believe that that's not the correct thing to say in front of the millions watching this live broadcast. Go wash your face honey, I think the flour on your face is melting.




Hilary: Hehe... You are always such a comic. Hey chameleon girl, you are blending in with the background. There's a tree behind you. In case you need somewhere to hide.




Oprah: ..........................




Oprah: I am shocked Mrs Clinton. I'm sorry but are you still married to that loser?




Oprah: Anyway, Miss Freaking Shrek. Go chew on a cigar and grab your loser husband back while I get to my throne to become the Woman of this globe.




Hilary: Why you little.....




Rockefeller: For a moment I thought you were'nt gonna make it.

Oprah: For a moment I thought so too. Ooooh... your breasts feel good.

Oogle at the Beauties

Here we go again, as we salivate, sorry, admire their flawlessness.

In this red hot number and I mean really hot. Its Caroline Tejera.



Miss Teen Queen Bee, starring as the lead in 'The Mean Girls', Lindsay Lohan.



Ah, the one who cannot die. The one known only as the bride. Miss Uma Thurman.



Well, I love the beautiful clouds behind her. She is Toni Collette.

Lets be serious


Wrestle your own demons! Bastard!



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