The Eminem Show
Mr Eminem: Sir! Sir! I have a question.
Eminem: Uh... Excuse me Mr President, can i ask you a little question? I won't take long. I am from Respect Another's Property association. May i ask why is it that we still have troops in both Afghanistan and Iraq. Since we have liberated them from their so-called deranged captors and they have come up with their own governments, shouldnt we leave the place to their own jurisdiction? And what about the millions situated in Vietnam, Japan and many other countries all over the world? What is their purpose there?
Mr President Bush: Ummmm...... My mouth is still stiff. Cant move it. Damn! The botox hasnt worn off yet.
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Bush: I think its about to wear off. Oh no... Have to answer questions again. Should have just ask my plastic surgeon to anaesthesize me. Hmmm..... Why the question so difficult?
Bush: *Ding Ding* (Light bulb above head. Errrrm sorry, Big light bulb around head)
Bush: You are from the Respect Another's Property association right? Why don't you respect my decision instead you nosey fella. Hahaha... But seriously, Don't you think its a great thing to do? We just have too many horny young fellas in our country. We have to set them lose in some other land or they will cause rampage in our country. You don't want that do you?
Eminem: Oh my.... You arnt for real are you? Are you saying that those guys are left there to satisfy their inane pleasure cause you don't want them to bring their problems to our land? But those are our countryman. And they are bringing great harm to those in other countries. How could you? My my my, i'm shocked.
Bush: Come here little boy. Come let papa give you a hug.
Eminem: No thanks My reverent priest.
Bush: Want to know something else? Actually, all these so called peace corps personnel are prisoners. Hahaha. Yeah. Fresh jailbirds all sent from courts directly overseas. A great relief to our penitentiaries. Clever ploy right? And guess whats more. They are all charged for crimes ranging from child rape to murder. Hahaha.....
Bush: HAHAHAHAHA.....
Crowd: er...hahaha....
Condi Rice: hahaha... (stupid fool! Did he really have to say everything out?)
Chinese guy behind: HAHAHAHA.... He's doomed. US is doomed.... Go China Go! Hahahaha....
Guy behind: Hey! He is brave huh. We germans don't even dare to say our policy out like that.
Rice: Uh hahaha.... (shit! we are sooo dead)
Bush: Whats more. We have them situated in so many countries so that they will produce an international array of babies! All American! All ours! And then we use them to conquer the world. Hahahaha....
Matt Le Blanc: Ha. Didn't i write that line? Maybe he read my idiot's guide to being president.
