Look into the camera

Bobby Larios: My love. You loook stunningly sexy in that black feathery bird outfit. Wonder which ostrich got stripped for that though. Oh no, my face is getting oily.

Niurka Marcos: Shush babyboy. Just smooch me here. My career is waning and I need some gossip to keep my profile up. Look, I even have my videocam with me so that we can do a paris if this doesn't work. Maybe I can sell the cam on ebay too! Ooooh! My claws are waiting...

posted by nick_xian @ 3:00 PM