Rent-A-Fleck

You know, I think Jennifer mistook all her boyfriends for some male escort service, so guess what, its the time of the year to have a new fling again. So bye bye Benni boy.



Jennifer Lopez: Hi dearest reporters! Are you all here to take pics of my beautiful hand? Look at these nails. They have been manicured and painted in this fabulous deep red color. Its the new fad color. They call it the 'vengence'. Don't you think its soo... Uh, you mean you want to talk about the man behind me? There's no one behind me other than the guy who opened the door. Oooh! You mean that 'guy'.
You know, *hush tones* I don't really know why there are so many strange people in Paris. This guy has been following behind me ever since I touched down in this city. Look at him. So dirty and uncamp. But at least he pays for my stuff. Hahaha! Wish there were more people like him around. Wanna take pictures of my fantabulous outfit?

posted by nick_xian @ 3:35 PM