Terminator 4: Destroying California

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Harllo Every Body! Ai arm Mr Arnold Schwarzenegger! And ai arm your new Governor. Look at all my pawns, oaps sorry, mai funs around me. So Funtastic huh! No body will ever know that ai bought them to come support me. Haha. Love ya guys! Eh mam, ai think you are sticking da mike too close to mai face. Its nearly in mai big, muscular nose.

Haha! Ai luv California. Look, mai biggest contender was a porn star whose cleverest plan was to tax boob jobs. Quite clever actually. Mahbe ai can say its mai idea too.

To my critics who say ai can't act. Ai have conquered the greatest stage arny actor can go. Ai had to act clever and say these scripts mai advisor gave me. It was a lot of hard work as da speech was long and had a lot of big big words, but ai acted well and every body supported me. Its like ai won da oscar or something. Haha.

Thank you California! Ai know you all are overwhelmed by mai celebrity status. You wanted to be 'COOL' too, so you all voted me. Thank you. Now, ai need a break. Ai think mai muscles are shrinking in this heat. Ai need mai protein drink. So long mai slaves, uh sorry, mai saviours. I'll be back! Hahaha.

posted by nick_xian @ 3:04 PM