What happens if the Spice girls went on the Atkins Diet

Scary Spice: Ooooh look! I think they luv us. We are super superstars yeah!

Sporty Spice: Thank god for Dr Atkins! I don't think I need another work out ever again. Look at my arms...

Baby Spice: I think I'm gonna cry.

Posh Spice: Aaaah!!! What the hell happened to me? My arms are f*****g spotted. I'm dalmatianed! Someone quick save me. Damn it! I look like Ginger with her freckled face. Stop smiling like idiots you all! And where are my boobs? I paid a shitload for them..... oops.

Dr Atkins: No... Its not my formula... It can't be. They look like shi.., sorry, sticks. I believe that they followed my rival's formula, the Madkins diet. Their high foreheads and large mouths are proofs of that. Uh.... no, its not my fault.

posted by nick_xian @ 2:45 PM