Its all about love...

Elaine Stritch: Oh no dear. I think you are pregnant.

Babara Cook: Shut up bitch! I'm trying to smile here. Now, before I crush your puny hand, you better not say a thing to anyone. *grin* Don't think you are that innocent too. My rose (behind) is wilting because of your filthy stench.



Elaine: Deary, do you think I am getting old?

Make-up assistant: Not at all girl. (Of course you stupid bitch! The pores on your face are like wells. I have to use up my entire stock just to fill them up and make you look normal. You smell like dog poo and your hair sheds buckets. Ooops! There goes another clump! Maybe I can put it back with superglue.) Hahaha...

Elaine: Haha..

posted by nick_xian @ 3:28 PM