The Jay Leno Show

Laura Bush: Note to self, I am not a bimbo. I am clever. Must not disappoint my dearest Bushy. Must get votes for him. Smile! Must remember to smile.



Jay Leno: Welcome to the Jay Leno show Mrs Bush. Well well, I must commend Mr President for standing tall in the onslaught by President nominee Mr John Kerry yesterday. However, what have you been feeding the President? Too much bananas in his diet perhaps. He is looking a bit monkeyish. Hahaha..

Laura: Must say something clever. Clever.



Laura: What's wrong with monkeys? I love them. They are soo cute and playful. I joined the World Wildlife Fund all because of them. I make my Honey wear boxers with monkey motifs on them too. So sexy.

Leno: Uh....



Leno: Ha! Dumbass.

Laura: Da da di.. I'm sooo intelligent. He will be so proud of me.

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