Winner! Bush Wong!

Bush Wong: *chuckle chuckle* I have won! I have won! *sneer* Loser Kerry.... Thought he could win if he expose my real identity as a chinese. Bwahaha... Now, even the normally democrat-voting Asians have come to side with me in their bid to make China the biggest superpower in the world. Our plan is coming together. Bwahahaha...



John Kerry: Shucks! What should i do now? I need my script consultant! He didnt tell me what to say if this happens. Damn it! I was just a tad too overconfident i suppose. I thought that Chinaman expose was suppose to be the killing blow. Im doomed.... Must keep calm now and think of a plan. Ohmmmmmm....... Shit! The stupid yoga shit isnt working at all. Hmm.... Maybe if i just feint a migraine, i could get out of here without saying anything.



June Whitefield aka Fairy Godmother: Now now my dearest Kerry boy. You can't be such a sore loser all the time. Go shake that bugger's hand. Be sure to spray his hands first with one of the anti-bacterial spray washes that i gave you. Hey! What the heck! Aaaaargh! I have a hand growing out of my head!! Buffy! Save me! Damn it you stupid hand. You are on the wrong head. Its Sarah Michelle Gellar not me!



Wong: Crazy twit! Sprayed my hand with some water thingy. Maybe its a SARs infection kit. He must be damn upset by his lost. Hmmm.... should get someone to check my hand up later and sue him if there's something wrong.

Kerry: Must try not to shake his hand. It will all be over with this handshake. It will be like admitting defeat. Maybe i can still delay it for a while by demanding a re-count. Neh neh... You cannot catch my hand...

Wong: Hey! Stop that you flip-flopper! Now your hand's just like you. Flippy-flopping around. Let me shake your hand!



Wong: There! Damn it! I have finally caught you. Thank god. We could have been here all night.



Wong: Kerry oh Kerry. You are so useless and old. How could you even believe that you could have beaten me? What with me saying that I represent strong moral values and the like. I could be caught molesting people and all I have to say is that i have strong moral values and have my wife back me up and ta-da, everyone will love me as if nothing ever happened. Just ask Arnold Schwarzenegger. Hahaha...

Kerry: Uh... Sorry hor, but can you wait for my script writer to come? I don't really know what you trying to say.

Wong: Well, would you understand if I told you that your wife has been 'escorted' by my beloved Condoleeza to the nearby planet of Mars



Kerry: Huh! My wife? My wife! What happened to her? Oei! What you do to her? Somebody saaaaave me! Aaah! Aaaaah!

Wong: Calm down. I think you need your script writer. You are beginning to speak Singlish. Don't you dare pollute Americans with your brand of english.



Mr Teresa Heinz: My darling! I'm here. Don't worry my dearest. Come! Give me a hug. How could you even believe that i left with Ms Carbohydrate? I'm not straight. You should know that by now. Look, I even went for a plastic surgery for you. How could you even doubt me?!



Teresa: Whoa! I'm getting faint. Wow! Kerry's body odour is getting real bad these days. Pssst.... Can you help me get that guy over there? I want him for supper tonight.

posted by nick_xian @ 4:33 PM