Hiffie Alfie

Im still wondering whether i've really watched the movie. Its so light and spots a few funny moments that its not enough to endear u to the show. Alfie bunks on the affable personality of its lead, Mr Smooth, Jude Law. This swinging bachelor has all his fun with many women, including his current squeeze, Sienne Miller and the evergreen Susan Sarandon.





His playboy ways with that never-say-never attitude (and i mean its never say never that he wont be in her bed by midnight) makes me wonder halfway thru the movie, God damn it! So what the hell is wrong with me! Why am i not having as much fun as him? Just maybe im not as good-looking and probably more sensible than him, i reasoned. Damn it!



Well, cant say much of the show since i did nearly fall asleep. Its a male version of Bridget Jones except that this man scores. Day, night, lunchtime, tea-time. It does not matter to him cos he can do it anywhere. Small scares and hiccups along the way, eg his temporary erectile problem, does nothing to his super-inflated ego as he cruises thru girls and sex like the way i cruise past all the flagsellers on saturdays. (just joking hor. Pls donate for a good cause)



But its a great movie for one simple reason. Its m18. Guess why? Cos u get to see Sienne Miller's boobs. I suppose thats why Judes still hook to Sienne. But i suppose he will soon come to see that owning the Alfie dvd is just as good and so girls, till then, pls take a look at the poor guys in Singapore.

posted by nick_xian @ 8:14 PM