Utter Nonsense

I hate bloggers.

Sometimes I wonder why anyone blogs. Why does anybody want to write about their day or any other terribly uninteresting thing and upload it for everyone to see? Absolutely everyone. I mean, ur neighbour may be looking at ur blog now and thinking: Oooh! So thats what he was doing the other night with the inflatable...

Most bloggers that i know of are an inane bunch of net-addicts. They spent almost all of their day and night basically attached to their computers. Now, they must be hoping that the computers are high tech enough to cook their food. Why, I bet they even have toilet bowls as chairs. I was reading the paper the other day when i came across this article about Prince Harry and Prince William actually helping out at the British Red Cross, packing food for the tsunami victims. Not that it matters cos its another article thats more relevant. There was this guy who is soo well-loved by his computer, that he perpetually regarded it as his birth parent. He was bound by its apron strings and never left it alone for more than half an hour a day. Talk about filial piety. This guy should be honoured on the Oprah show.

By the way, does anyone watch the Oprah Winfrey show? Its really one of the coolest talk shows that I've ever watched, eg Desperate Housewives, the Amazing Race and the Apprentice. She is so cool and so frank that its like finding a soul mate. And the stuff that she talks on her show are soo diverse and meaningful. Like today, she had her producers up to highlight the many screw-ups that happened during the show. The bloopers were antagonistically unfunny but the audience were thrilled to bits. Maybe they were just hoping that their enthusiasm will encourage the ever generous Oprah to throw them some free gifts. If u didnt know by now, Oprah is famous for surprising the audience with loads of FREE stuff. Free cars, free ipods, free underwear, free children... Sooner or later, people will think that she is the one who gave us all freedom.

And do u know that people actually have to ballot for her tickets? Its like some kinda prize. I mean, just imagine seeing ur mum jumping up and down, screaming," Aaaaaaah! I've won! I've won!" U would have thought that she has finally won a free cup of Starbucks double shot espresso, but noooo. She has just won something better. A non-refundable, non-exchangeable ticket to Oprah's show. There was this one instance on the blooper reel where they were showing the scenes when they were surprising the winners with the news that they were going to the Oprah show. This one lady told them all to,"Get the hell outta here! Who's this Oprah girl anyway. Is she the president?" Now she might have mixed Oprah up with Bush's biggest ally, Ms Condi Rice, but i think thats kinda hard, considering that both Bush and Rice came from the same family, somewhere in the mountains.

I hate blogging and I hate writing nonsensical stuff. I mean, u should have something exclusive and good in order to want to tell others. Stop wasting people's time. Time is precious. But can all of u get it out of ur mind that time is money? Cos Time is never money, or all of us would be indefinitely rich.

Sometimes, i think that clearing my leave and off affects me a great deal. I've much more time on my hands and definitely become more lazy. Thats why this post is actually done on Tuesday instead of whatever date i put below to fool u guys. Im lazy and crazy but i dont care cos i have to freakin go back to camp later in the afternoon to do, nothing.

Anyway, Carpe Diem! Remember, don't ever misuse time just because u have it. Instead. Blog. Cos u will waste other people's time instead.

P.S. Visit this guy's blog cos i think its really funny.

posted by nick_xian @ 10:01 AM